May 2013
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ifyoucarryonthisway:
do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
This isn’t even my final form
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thepaigeofhope:
honestly the real question in life is why can’t i walk around without pants on 24/7
You can if you wear a skirt
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iamtonysexual:
jonandtheon:
jonandtheon:
jonandtheon:
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later,...
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bluh-bluh-john-egbert:
shadyvaati:
fun fact: i dont tear the wrappers off candies, i carefully peel them off and then when i’m finished i neatly fold the wrappers into little squares.
my sister does that too lol
I do that, also with chip bags and present wrappings
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kawaii-santa-chan:
kawaii-santa-chan:
kawaii-santa-chan:
there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in
update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a...
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I have now made two fantrolls :3 My friends and I are going to collab a 12 troll group.
bluh-bluh-john-egbert asked: indeed i have, but i also got it because it's a fucking cool url
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bluh-bluh-john-egbert asked: well to be honest i changed cus canon and near canon urls get more followers eheheh
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bluh-bluh-john-egbert asked: hey how do you like my new url
bluh-bluh-john-egbert:
New URL in the first time in forever, It was Zholltmos FYI
what happened to you
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bluh-bluh-john-egbert:
tokesuo:
peekind:
someeldritchhorror:
keionbu:
ranyakumo:
8ad-jokes:
Who wants to take part in a little experiment for me? I want to see how people measure up to the Kinsey scale, it’s a rating for sexuality.
http://vistriai.com/kinseyscaletest/
Fill in these (okay maybe somewhat weird) questions and add your result?
i got a 6 ayo
non-sexual
i got...
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bluh-bluh-john-egbert:
solluxcoptier:
fu ck
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thatsplicingadventure:
pkmn-fusion:
I’m excited to announce that a second installment of Pokémon Fusion Generation is now in development! Pokémon Fusion Generation II will be an all new game set a few years after the first Pokémon Fusion Generation. Some features you can expect are:
Over 100 new Pokémon Fusions, over 200 total
Fusions get evolutionary lines and breeding
All Fusions can be...
fuoco-go:
gendertier:
gendertier:
gendertier:
i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
????????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
You must mend the bond
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playing Tumblr/Dash roulette at work again
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iamonlydorb:
sucysucyfivedolla:
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
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egberts:
viarga:
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and...
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zilleniose: i want a twewy au where everything is the same except josh constantly has his dick in neku's butt
zilleniose: 100% of the time
Caitkat: ........
Caitkat: zoey what lmao
zilleniose: "we have to get to 104" "its really hard to run like this"
Caitkat: i'm dying again
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jawhaw:
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consulting-god-of-badassery:
incurablyspooky:
daemon-hearts:
A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.
A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.
A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover
A minute of silence for The Last Airbender
ten minutes of...
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musicbeatstherapy:
jelee-:
rockpapertheodore:
tinyspacebabe:
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
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Zacharie frog mask process pictures!
homestuckpatternreference:
chotpot:
Okay, so I know I said this would be a tutorial, but it’s more of a point of reference for how I made my frog mask for my Zacharie cosplay.
Look under the cut for my process!
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Someone recommended this ^^ It looks good.
